epic randomness

imagine this conversation ever happened.

(* warning, over usage of help *)

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C :'hello?'
CS:'yes, HelpAid customer care line, how can I help you?'
C :'uhh, I need help with my HelpingHelper™, I'm confused how to use it.'
CS:'the instructions? was it present with the product?'
C :'no, the help sheet - the instruction is nowhere.'
CS:'okay then let us help you. please describe the part of HelpingHelper™ that you found not helping at all.'
C :'um, i don't quite get it.'
CS:'come on sir, we need that to help us help you.'
C :'i'm just confused about the whole thing. can't i just have the instructions mailed to me?'
CS:'okay then, tell us your mail address, electronic or not.'
C :'right, electronic. wait a moment...'
CS:'what's wrong, sir?'
C :'i don't have e-mail, and my house is in the middle of nowhere, so mailing it directly will be no use. can you help me make an e-mail address?'
CS:'so you need us to help you help us help you.'
C :'no! uhh, i mean yes!'
CS:'right, now open the internet browser...'
C :'uhm... then?'
...
CS:'there you go. now tell us your e-mail, we'll send it right away!'
C :'but, it says i must keep it private.'
CS:'c'mon, help us help you help us help you!'
C :'but since you helped me already, shouldn't it be help us help us help you?'
CS:'gah! it doesn't matter! now he-'
C :'no more HELP!'
* phone call ended *

srsly guys, wtf with this nesting 'help's?

okay, totally random. just lots of spare time. now gotta sleep :P